Gingerbread man- dementia by Fishstixx, literature
Literature
Gingerbread man- dementia
Gingerbread man: dementia
Run, run, as fast as you can,
I'll devour you all,
I'm the gingerbread man!
I've eaten the woman,
I've eaten the man,
I've left what remains in their garbage can.
I've eaten the butcher,
I've eaten the baker,
I've even devoured the drapery maker.
I've eaten the taxman,
I've eaten the lawyer,
I've eaten your least favorite fast food employer
I've eaten the hobo,
I've eaten the bum,
I've eaten the drunkard, he tasted like rum.
I've eaten a whole town,
All the way through,
And I'm hitching a ride to a bus stop near you.
So, run, run, as fast as you can,
I'll devour you all,
I'm the gingerbread man
Current Residence: the realm of randomness Favourite genre of music: alternative Favourite photographer: PIES ARE SQUARE!!! Favourite style of art: style OR digital art? that "sentence" makes no grammatical sense... Operating System: I use an apple. I just wish we'd waited a few months and gotten a freakin' INTEL mac... MP3 player of choice: ipod MINI (gold wiv' a black gelly case) Shell of choice: The conch shell what summons an ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT Wallpaper of choice: the one with little toasters on it in my bathroom Skin of choice: the leathery kind on elephants Favourite cartoon character: Poop dog: the gangsta spirit of the underworld (zim) Personal Quote: "I seen it like it done be tomorrow" (don't know where I got it...)
Favourite Visual Artist
keith haring
Favourite Movies
Attack of the slimy geen aliens: a love story
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
that one person(s) who is a band or musician
Favourite Writers
PIE!!!!
Favourite Games
hopscotch-- with land mines (makes it fun)
Favourite Gaming Platform
all of them, duct taped together with luv
Tools of the Trade
a can of refried magic beans and a very grumpy monkey
I just saw the new "Piratres of the Carribbean" movie. I liked it, with... well... I won't spoil it. ANYWAYS, two funny things happened while at said movie. First, there was this preview, and it seemed like some creepy alien movie, with the probe going to mars, the "final transmission" that would be the "only warning we would get," until it was revealed that this invading alien force was indeed the transformers. Yes, the freakin' TRANSFORMERS! Colorful giant robots who turn into cars and, to my relatively uneducated brain on transformerology, have something to do with good moral values. The second humorous thing, dwarfed by the "Transfo
Type "miserable failure" into google (not the quotes) and see what the first result is (Or hit "I'm feeling lucky"). I'm not sure how this bizarre internet phenomenon came to pass, but i find it amusing. I'd also say to try "French military victories", but i like France, so I won't. ...didn't. ...crap.
~Fishstixx
Sum' wierd happened on my page, just wondering if you had any idea how it happened. I just got magically subsribed! What kind or a place is this where i don't go on for a few days and I suddenly have to pay for something? If you have any idea, please tell me... I'm so confused.